To My Loyal Readers

I know you’re out there somewhere. You’ve checked back a few times over the past months only to be disappointed that there was nothing new.

Well, I am back - new and employed.

That’s right, someone has seen fit to hire your lowly blogger and call him professor no less. The end is surely nigh.

My indubitably duped employer is that little blue university nestled in the Carolina hills, who by the way disavows all knowledge of this blog, my opinions, or anything else that might appear on these pages.